The Democratic People's Republic of PotatoFarmers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pikashru Nakisan with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.819 billion Poafmersians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiskadaha. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poafmerian economy, worth 281 trillion Totatoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,888 Totatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, begun the Clone Wars have, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PotatoFarmers's national animal is the Potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PotatoFarmers is ranked 161,296^th in the world and 8,167^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.