The Sublime State of Ottoman Empireee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Mehmed V with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.626 billion Turks are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Turkish economy, worth 165 trillion Ottoman lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,048 Ottoman lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottoman Empireee's national animal is the Grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Ottoman Empireee is ranked 52,844^th in the world and 762^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,402.76 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.