The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yokciq with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.156 billion Yokciq Empireans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yokciq City. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yokciq Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 6,999 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 347,281 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yokciq Empire's national animal is the Godeater Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yokciq Empire is ranked 116,905^th in the world and 2,056^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.93 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.