The Armed Republic of Soviet Terran is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Fyodor Vladimirovich Gusarov with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.985 billion Русские are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 712 trillion GNS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,902 GNS, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Soviet Terran's national animal is the Black Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Terran is ranked 135,861^st in the world and 7,093^rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 12.24 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.