The Femboy Union of Argylia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.446 billion Argylians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 4,263 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,230 Felixes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 878,843 per year while the poor average 56,460, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Wars are forgotten but not forgiven, the early morning commute lasts into the afternoon, billions are being spent towards constructing the "Great Barrier Reef of Argylia", and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.

Argylia is ranked 267,656^th in the world and 4,018^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.75 Obesity Rate.