The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Montbean with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.098 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolburn. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,757 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,861 Valies, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 289,219^th in the world and 5,308^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,327.02 Standard Monetary Units.