Hail Joey!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 713thRudest Citizens: 1,396th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
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Population8.159 billion

LeaderEric Phillips


The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eric Phillips with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.159 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,881 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 88,954th in the world and 3,857th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,202.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 713thRudest Citizens: 1,396thLargest Retail Industry: 1,656thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,770thMost Efficient Economies: 1,829thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,418thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,708thNicest Citizens: 2,783rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,847thMost Pacifist: 2,882ndHighest Food Quality: 2,991stLargest Governments: 3,169thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,580thHighest Average Incomes: 3,684thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,701stMost Developed: 3,848thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,949thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,039thMost Cultured: 4,054thSmartest Citizens: 4,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,035thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,208thLowest Crime Rates: 5,374thBest Weather: 5,916thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,387thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,175thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,687thHighest Economic Output: 9,140thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,602ndMost Devout: 12,679thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,777thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,175thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,302ndHighest Drug Use: 24,672nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 86th in the regionRudest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 99th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionNicest Citizens: 158th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 161st in the regionMost Inclusive: 165th in the regionMost Pacifist: 167th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 176th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 205th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 212th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 228th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 244th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 261st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 269th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 299th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 316th in the regionBest Weather: 326th in the regionMost Devout: 352nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 368th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 418th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 450th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 529th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 649th in the regionMost Stationary: 652nd in the regionNudest: 736th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 766th in the regionLargest Populations: 786th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 787th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 955th in the region

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