NATION

PASSWORD

Hail Joey!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,253rdMost Influential: 1,297th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Joevala

Population3.799 billion

CapitalAtlanta
LeaderZeppelin
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyBeatle
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.799 billion Joeyists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 776 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 204,489 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Joeyists, the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 168,607th in the world and 7,266th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.29 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,253rdMost Influential: 1,297thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,245thLargest Retail Industry: 2,767thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,969thMost Efficient Economies: 3,656thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,310thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,389thNicest Citizens: 5,470thHighest Average Incomes: 5,872ndMost Pacifist: 6,085thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,180thMost Devout: 6,529thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,597thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,630thMost Inclusive: 6,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,057thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,704thMost Cultured: 8,044thLargest Governments: 8,097thMost Developed: 8,447thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,528thLargest Black Market: 8,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,834thSmartest Citizens: 9,474thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,826thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,034thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,856thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,130thLowest Crime Rates: 13,945thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,827thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,502ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,652ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,283rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionRudest Citizens: 135th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 221st in the regionMost Devout: 264th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 270th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 277th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 283rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 312th in the regionNicest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 331st in the regionMost Pacifist: 344th in the regionLargest Black Market: 347th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 365th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 366th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 385th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 398th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 410th in the regionMost Inclusive: 413th in the regionLargest Governments: 416th in the regionMost Cultured: 419th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 439th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 485th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 486th in the regionMost Developed: 513th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 529th in the regionMost Influential: 530th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 532nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 569th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 570th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 595th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 604th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 626th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 643rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 680th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 691st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 699th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 755th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 763rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 810th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes.
  • : Joevala endorsed The Republic of Ikilandia.
  • : Joevala endorsed The Federation of Saphrosynia.
  • : Joevala endorsed The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Joeyists.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, voting is voluntary.
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".

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World Assembly

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