The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eric Phillips with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.159 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,881 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Federated Empire of New-Ferytland.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Republic of Iukatia.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Calanguistao.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Liberated State of Salvo Republic.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Joevala endorsed The Liberated State of Salvo Republic.
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