Vozrozhdeniye | Rebirth Pavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V''
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 429th
The Los'onyy Soyuz of
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Lotion Empire

Population6.128 billion

LeaderPavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V''

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Los'onyy Soyuz of Lotion Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V'' with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.128 billion Lotionese are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los'ongrad. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion Ludons a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 274,803 Ludons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,321,255 per year while the poor average 6,015, a ratio of 385 to 1.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse, the ban on cars has been repealed, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Los'ongrad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Lotion Empire is ranked 9,975th in the world and 489th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.25 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 429thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 464thMost Corrupt Governments: 553rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 556thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 774thLargest Black Market: 978thMost Efficient Economies: 1,441stMost Avoided: 1,793rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,865thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,899thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,001stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,022ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,195thRudest Citizens: 2,227thMost Influential: 2,388thHighest Average Incomes: 2,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,713thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,043rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,271stNudest: 5,484thMost Secular: 7,669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,312thMost Primitive: 8,369thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,441stHighest Economic Output: 9,113thLowest Crime Rates: 9,975thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,529th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 92nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 192nd in the regionNudest: 225th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 276th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 329th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 410th in the regionMost Secular: 420th in the regionMost Primitive: 472nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 489th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 581st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 724th in the regionMost Influential: 765th in the regionLargest Populations: 823rd in the region

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