Currently in a Revolution... Provisional Yakuvonian Government
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 331st Most Influential: 678th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 792nd
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Lotion Empire

Population3.32 billion

LeaderProvisional Yakuvonian Government

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Yakuvony of Lotion Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Provisional Yakuvonian Government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.32 billion Yakuvonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mygrosk. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yakuvoniak economy, worth 721 trillion Bylorunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,378 Bylorunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Lotion Empire is ranked 165,867th in the world and 8,735th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 9.81 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 331stMost Influential: 678thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 792ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,121stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,109thLargest Black Market: 2,302ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,456thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,164thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,509thHighest Average Incomes: 4,357thLargest Governments: 5,141stLowest Crime Rates: 5,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,917thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,780thMost Conservative: 8,020thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,258thHealthiest Citizens: 8,307thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,895thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,700thMost Authoritarian: 10,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,570thLargest Mining Sector: 14,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,135thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,177thMost Devout: 16,599th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 166th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 253rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 269th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 276th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 306th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 402nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 405th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Conservative: 502nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 514th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 557th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 588th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 599th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 609th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 661st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 661st in the regionMost Devout: 781st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 811th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 821st in the region

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