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S Nami Bog! Lotion IV
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 268th
The Lotionese Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Lotion Empire

Population5.134 billion

CapitalLotiongrad
LeaderLotion IV
FaithSecular State

CurrencyLudons
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Lotionese Empire of Lotion Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lotion IV with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.134 billion Lotionese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotiongrad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotion economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Ludons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 245,942 Ludons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, children have only the most basic of education, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular State.

Lotion Empire is ranked 156,277th in the world and 8,611th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 63.19 Years.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 847thLargest Black Market: 1,069thLargest Mining Sector: 1,461stMost Primitive: 1,637thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,956thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,142ndRudest Citizens: 2,184thMost Influential: 2,411thMost Avoided: 2,530thLargest Governments: 2,818thHighest Average Incomes: 3,417thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,544thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,625thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,606thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,749thLowest Crime Rates: 8,212thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,274thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,053rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,949thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,069thHighest Economic Output: 11,988thMost Devout: 12,656thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,995thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,573rdNudest: 16,213thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,097th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Primitive: 56th in the regionMost Avoided: 78th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionRudest Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 288th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 307th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 320th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 366th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 382nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 415th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 438th in the regionNudest: 451st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 457th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 516th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 558th in the regionMost Devout: 570th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 602nd in the regionMost Influential: 707th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 776th in the region

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