The TNP Number 1 AND ONE fan of Satreburg 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by K Chernitzsch - Heinrich Astler with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.537 billion Hanasinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kastrien - Herschstadt. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hanasinan economy, worth 740 trillion Hanasinan Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,107 Hanasinan Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists take credit every time it rains in The North Pacific, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and river banks are having massive withdrawals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satreburg 2's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Satreburg 2 is ranked 10,946^th in the world and 423^rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 90.08 on the Human Development Index.