Where is Mom? I need to show her something... Evil McMasterdonia
Most Valuable International Artwork: 108thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 400thMost Influential: 852nd
The Vicar of Freud of
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Democatic Donkeys

Population16.894 billion

CapitalTangerine Dream
LeaderEvil McMasterdonia
FaithJim Morrisonism

Animalsparkle pony

The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.894 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,818 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 34,245th in the world and 1,496th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.39 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 108thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 400thMost Influential: 852ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,018thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,247thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,684thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,213thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,540thMost Patriotic: 3,908thLargest Black Market: 4,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,686thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,350thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,530thMost Cultured: 8,663rdHighest Economic Output: 9,107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,004thSmartest Citizens: 10,367thBest Weather: 10,524thLargest Governments: 10,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,902ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,663rdMost Devout: 15,424thLargest Populations: 16,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,049thHighest Average Incomes: 24,715th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 88th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 110th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 116th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 157th in the regionMost Patriotic: 165th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 248th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionLargest Populations: 294th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 335th in the regionMost Cultured: 441st in the regionMost Devout: 482nd in the regionNudest: 483rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 561st in the regionLargest Governments: 562nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 585th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 606th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 615th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 782nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 826th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 894th in the regionMost Stationary: 916th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,040th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,085th in the region

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