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The Windmilluminati

Population9.532 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.532 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,242 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,285 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, fat-shaming is now public policy, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,532nd in the world and 67th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,542.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Best Weather: 82ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 108thHealthiest Citizens: 150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 167thMost Developed: 211thNicest Citizens: 218thMost Beautiful Environments: 229thLongest Average Lifespans: 230thMost Secular: 240thSafest: 256thMost Inclusive: 307thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 307thMost Pacifist: 546thHighest Food Quality: 569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 584thMost Influential: 706thSmartest Citizens: 780thLargest Welfare Programs: 882ndRudest Citizens: 1,015thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,239thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,532ndLargest Governments: 1,626thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,716thLowest Crime Rates: 1,941stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,190thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,727thHighest Economic Output: 8,315thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,424thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,437thMost Stationary: 16,919thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,968thMost Efficient Economies: 18,221stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,564th
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 64th in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 208th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 228th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 280th in the regionMost Stationary: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 485th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 648th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 698th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 730th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 776th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 811th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 930th in the regionNudest: 1,040th in the region

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