The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.532 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,242 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,285 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, fat-shaming is now public policy, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,532^nd in the world and 67^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,542.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.