The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.438 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,898 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 204,090^th in the world and 9,128^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -17.03 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.