The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.812 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 4,461 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,212 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, fat-shaming is now public policy, nine out of ten citizens of The Windmilluminati answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 316,929^th in the world and 5,908^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -52.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.