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The Windmilluminati

Population7.079 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.079 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,371 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,752 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 23,176th in the world and 1,061st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,917.47 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Best Weather: 141stLeast Corrupt Governments: 166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 222ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 266thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269thHealthiest Citizens: 329thNicest Citizens: 358thMost Secular: 362ndMost Inclusive: 391stMost Beautiful Environments: 414thMost Developed: 428thSafest: 432ndLongest Average Lifespans: 474thMost Influential: 508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 623rdMost Pacifist: 806thRudest Citizens: 915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 924thSmartest Citizens: 1,302ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,675thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,441stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,285thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,591stLargest Governments: 3,731stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,013thLowest Crime Rates: 4,238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,256thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,270thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,296thHighest Average Incomes: 7,388thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,123rdHighest Drug Use: 20,981stMost Stationary: 21,365thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,053rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,176thMost Efficient Economies: 23,568th
Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 101st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 121st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 169th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 170th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 178th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 178th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 202nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 219th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 219th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 227th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 354th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 415th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 429th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 588th in the regionMost Stationary: 606th in the regionLargest Populations: 917th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 968th in the region

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