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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186thBest Weather: 271stLeast Corrupt Governments: 279th
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The Windmilluminati

Population5.438 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.438 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,898 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 204,090th in the world and 9,128th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -17.03 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186thBest Weather: 271stLeast Corrupt Governments: 279thMost Influential: 341stSafest: 433rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 461stMost Inclusive: 571stMost Developed: 582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 584thNicest Citizens: 596thMost Beautiful Environments: 612thHealthiest Citizens: 612thMost Secular: 627thLongest Average Lifespans: 664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 709thMost Pacifist: 782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 819thLargest Welfare Programs: 927thMost Valuable International Artwork: 971stRudest Citizens: 1,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,243rdSmartest Citizens: 1,283rdLargest Governments: 1,470thLowest Crime Rates: 1,599thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,175thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,199thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,419thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,287thHighest Average Incomes: 5,857thMost Efficient Economies: 6,906thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,977thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,648thHighest Economic Output: 15,123rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 157th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 279th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 387th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 489th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 622nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 665th in the regionMost Stationary: 786th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : The Windmilluminati was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The Windmilluminati was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Queen Juliana's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'.


World Assembly

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