The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.079 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,371 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,752 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 23,176^th in the world and 1,061^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,917.47 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.