The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.58 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 383 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,594 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,641^st in the world and 102^nd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 313.5 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.