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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 146th Most Influential: 304th Least Corrupt Governments: 972nd
The Empire of
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The Windmilluminati

Population2.21 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.21 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 303 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,310 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 10,872nd in the world and 410th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,992.89 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 146thMost Influential: 304thLeast Corrupt Governments: 972ndBest Weather: 1,537thTop
Safest: 1,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,194thMost Inclusive: 2,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,356thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,488thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,573rdMost Developed: 2,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,726thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,881stHealthiest Citizens: 2,930thRudest Citizens: 2,953rdNicest Citizens: 3,021stMost Pacifist: 3,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,358thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,724thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,048thSmartest Citizens: 4,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,649thLowest Crime Rates: 5,304thLargest Governments: 5,920thMost Secular: 7,743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,496thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,129thMost Efficient Economies: 14,858thHighest Average Incomes: 15,630thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,778thNudest: 16,791st
Least Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 84th in the regionTop
Safest: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 118th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 144th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 160th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 163rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionMost Pacifist: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 228th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 255th in the regionLargest Governments: 282nd in the regionMost Secular: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 421st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 447th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 479th in the regionNudest: 584th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 768th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 770th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 773rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Monarchy of Guslantis.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : The Windmilluminati was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 390 » Fun time land of Fun, Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Democritus, Shin-Hachioji, Ostrinios, Yaorozu, The United States of Romania, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Oshonia, Corfad, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Lionia, THX1138, Dar es Saalam, Adkins Station, Castle Federation, Central Ryal, Carcher, Spartoptia, Azzarel, Cam Zazi, New Lakemba, Amauri, Daedric Stellar Empire, Beagles Reborn, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Abject Ludicrosity, CelebrityDude, Vincone Cae, Piptaimerfulopia, Breduria, Agharya, Bananaaaaa, Amerian States, Artemisiana, and 340 others.Atomic Industry Islands, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Choistan, Daiz, Calamazo, Babacar, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Butcher Bridge, Arimbia, Omnistria, Arqadia, Bidragistan, BrightFutures, Chamocha, Antiyard, Algrund, Birting, Arthur Bomber Harris, Alice Gardens, 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