Population | 9.532 billion |
Capital | Hackney |
Leader | Queen Juliana |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | plum |
Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.532 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,242 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,285 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, fat-shaming is now public policy, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,532nd in the world and 67th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,542.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Windmilluminati was endorsed by
The Queendom of United Russian Siberia.
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The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
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The Windmilluminati endorsed
The Community of Tyson Rose.
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The Windmilluminati was endorsed by
The Community of Tyson Rose.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 343 » Siwale,
Pallaith,
Shibutani,
Yaorozu,
Wilkshire,
Ethnon,
Great Bights Mum,
Kwaj,
Notyoutopia,
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Corfad,
The Rhein States,
Malta Comino Gozo,
PlanetPunk,
Azzarel,
New Lakemba,
Chukstik Illahi,
Cinnibar,
Vincone Cae,
Amestris-Britannia,
Omnistria,
Antiyard,
Alice Gardens,
Felpolandia,
Holy Oranz,
Free Culture,
French Bananastan,
North Bratislava,
Cloydicia,
Sunto,
Prydania,
Necromonia,
Former English Colony,
New Chilokver,
Neo Colorado,
Srpski Novo Zelandjani,
Sil Dorsett,
The Iron Lions,
Wineclaw,
Ateala,
Karazan,
Frances Francis the First of France,
Lemonbiscuits,
Diodone,
Panama Coalition,
Dreadton,
East Supple Lund,
Detrivania,
Unsophisticate,
Dicko, and 293 others.
Napnomadia,
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Pleroma Sans Romans,
United States of Americanas,
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Soviet Terran,
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Empy,
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Xentherida,
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Ninjak30,
Maott,
Montarc,
Manticore utopia,
Western Vapia,
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Walter Jackson,
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Holy Marcus Empire,
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Joodey,
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Great and Glorious Martese Unionins,
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Fengate,
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Guer Aike,
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Steampunk Ariel,
Trillius,
Unimaginable Doom,
1 very fast endotarter,
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The Tampa Bay Rays,
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Clan Spaniel,
Zyvetskistaahn,
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Valentine Z,
Freyford,
Xagill,
Herzliyya,
Xyrron,
5 kingdoms of Britannia,
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Advancia-Sizzletown,
Aeurithianar,
Dakota Territories,
Drutopia Insomnia,
Conteria,
Altivia,
West Hamburg,
TJUN-ia,
Nova Arcania,
Zixu,
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Zecit,
Kappacon,
Miamington,
Aeolist,
Nisastria,
Quentiam Viventem,
Nistriabar,
Zupla,
Singamadri,
Vesuva,
Marmiedon,
Vauquelin,
Vagabond Valley,
Supreme Leader Hadrian,
Nationeer,
Unshleepd,
Khoik,
Zeternia,
Greater Pittsburgh,
Sikol,
Nordic-British Union,
I Like Killing people,
Seanat,
Simone Republic,
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Illusia and Neverendia,
Etanur,
Harjad,
Cartures,
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Aerilia,
Feelonia,
Hardscrabble,
A Salmon Named Harold,
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg,
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Bankowiata,
The Peoples Republic of Kyle,
Yellops,
Nuronte,
Ellbonnia,
Felora,
Svenskskit,
Wisconsota,
Rinadia,
Super Girl,
Brsil,
Folenz,
ForestMythal,
Tyirza,
Rising Sakura,
Just Vibin,
Aryan Homeland,
Perikuresu,
Ariele,
Greater Ale Permars,
Card Kingdom,
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Sopernia,
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Tibus Heth,
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Paradeavenlisian States,
Logovets,
AmManies,
United Soviet State of North Amerika,
New Trisone,
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Naalfgarth,
ChristianVille of the USA,
Solcius,
Laudesia,
El Guajuila,
The Jerichowan Country,
Ayuzhhhhh,
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Q w e r t y,
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XD 2,
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Federation Terra Australis,
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KAP03land,
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Waystar Fujiwara International,
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Stud Hoy,
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Inspiratus,
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GPT-3,
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Myrenia,
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Constantinolia,
Hoppem,
Varisland,
Loli County,
Filibustra,
Napnap,
Gurou,
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Jupi Utopia,
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United States of Dictators,
Trubirohan,
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Heilhum Imperius,
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Tape,
Pinky Queen,
Nothing Of Value,
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Testnation223,
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Yokciq Empire,
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Your Own Medicine,
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TheLandOfFunFunFun,
Jorni,
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Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi,
Cowbridge,
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Your Long Lost Twin,
Riocht mor Daraen,
Rex Republic,
Moneyflows,
Furballland in TNP,
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Agencourt,
Ovekisu,
Uritalitaria,
Chipoli,
Guslantis,
TyGerria,
Sri Temasekia,
Senlanaland,
Bodhisva,
Bvitany,
Kurkmeistan,
Tyson Rose, and
United Russian Siberia.