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The Windmilluminati

Population5.026 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.026 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 985 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,110 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 24,959th in the world and 1,121st in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 285,212.8 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 170thBest Weather: 292ndMost Influential: 303rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 329thMost Compassionate Citizens: 513thSafest: 543rdMost Secular: 615thMost Inclusive: 629thLargest Information Technology Sector: 631stMost Developed: 648thMost Beautiful Environments: 661stNicest Citizens: 664thHealthiest Citizens: 681stLongest Average Lifespans: 746thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 812thMost Pacifist: 937thRudest Citizens: 991stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,106thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,161stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,200thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,438thSmartest Citizens: 1,592ndLargest Governments: 1,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,089thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,479thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,160thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,691stMost Efficient Economies: 7,156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,055thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,237thHighest Economic Output: 16,669th
Least Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 158th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 271st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 323rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 398th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 528th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 646th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 849th in the regionLargest Populations: 978th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,121st in the regionNudest: 1,199th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Republic of Old Yellow Bricks.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Restrictions On Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
  • : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Republic of Estandarte.


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