The time to buy is when there's blood in the streets King CEO President General Martins
Largest Retail Industry: 39thFattest Citizens: 94thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 106th
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Population13.487 billion

CapitalCentral City
LeaderKing CEO President General Martins


The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CEO President General Martins with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.487 billion Zerentopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zerentopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,634 trillion Braxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 491,892 Braxes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,701,772 per year while the poor average 45,518, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the government is a law unto itself, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zerentopia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Zerentopia is ranked 260,869th in the world and 7,341st in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.26 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Retail Industry: 39thFattest Citizens: 94thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 106thHighest Disposable Incomes: 127thMost Corrupt Governments: 133rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152ndMost Avoided: 157thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 169thMost Efficient Economies: 199thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 209thLargest Mining Sector: 210thLargest Insurance Industry: 225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 245thLargest Gambling Industry: 260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 287thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 383rdHighest Average Incomes: 410thLargest Agricultural Sector: 590thRudest Citizens: 777thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 825thMost Devout: 963rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,411thHighest Economic Output: 1,540thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,801stMost Influential: 2,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,195thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,540thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,763rdMost Armed: 3,448thLargest Governments: 3,559thMost Patriotic: 3,674thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,550thLowest Crime Rates: 6,248thLargest Black Market: 8,271stTop
Largest Populations: 23,242ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,571st
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionMost Patriotic: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionLargest Black Market: 204th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 285th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 438th in the regionLargest Populations: 489th in the region

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