The time to buy is when there's blood in the streets King CEO President Johan Liebert
Largest Retail Industry: 27thFattest Citizens: 100thMost Avoided: 107th
The Plutocratic Banana Republic of
Corporate Police State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population10.395 billion

CapitalCentral City
LeaderKing CEO President Johan Liebert


The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King CEO President Johan Liebert with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.395 billion Zerentopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zerentopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,842 trillion Braxes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 465,892 Braxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,522,875 per year while the poor average 107,137, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Central City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Zerentopia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Zerentopia is ranked 237,849th in the world and 6,740th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 1.67 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Retail Industry: 27thFattest Citizens: 100thMost Avoided: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 113thMost Corrupt Governments: 119thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 173rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 178thLargest Mining Sector: 220thMost Efficient Economies: 227thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 230thLargest Insurance Industry: 267thLargest Gambling Industry: 275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 277thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 368thHighest Average Incomes: 428thLargest Agricultural Sector: 529thMost Valuable International Artwork: 556thRudest Citizens: 723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 915thMost Devout: 957thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 962ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,592ndHighest Economic Output: 2,088thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,289thTop
Most Armed: 2,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,636thMost Influential: 2,763rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,192ndLargest Governments: 3,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,904thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,267thLowest Crime Rates: 6,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,867thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,242ndTop
Largest Black Market: 14,275thMost Pro-Market: 21,628th
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 94th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 178th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 344th in the regionLargest Populations: 493rd in the regionMost Extreme: 621st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 627th in the region

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