The Insert Classification of Uncreative name is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by LastName FirstName with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.625 billion Uncreative Nameans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 1. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uncreative Namean economy, worth a remarkable 2,193 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 331,026 Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncreative name's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uncreative name is ranked 2,295^th in the world and 4^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Black Market, with 3,378 trillion Standard Monetary Units.