The Republic of Heladin is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 718 million Heladinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chespinopolis. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heladinian economy, worth 78.3 trillion heladoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,073 heladoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown. Heladin's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heladin is ranked 18,955^th in the world and 526^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 93,743.25 Standard Monetary Units.