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New Lakemba

Population15.676 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab

The Zombie of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.676 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 4,841 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,857 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Canberra Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 258th in the world and 19th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 50.53 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19thLeast Corrupt Governments: 85thMost Inclusive: 109thSafest: 167thMost Compassionate Citizens: 172ndMost Influential: 186thHighest Food Quality: 196thMost Developed: 253rdNicest Citizens: 256thHealthiest Citizens: 258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 266thMost Pacifist: 270thLongest Average Lifespans: 272ndSmartest Citizens: 278thMost Beautiful Environments: 279thMost Advanced Public Transport: 287thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 292ndMost Secular: 302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 369thMost Advanced Public Education: 383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 389thLargest Governments: 441stBest Weather: 445thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 448thLargest Welfare Programs: 469thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 491stMost Cultured: 537thHighest Poor Incomes: 651stLowest Crime Rates: 707thMost Rebellious Youth: 948thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,489thHighest Average Incomes: 2,106thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,714thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,627thMost Efficient Economies: 7,678thNudest: 11,704thTop
Most Patriotic: 13,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,517thLargest Populations: 18,748thMost Income Equality: 18,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,796th
Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 287th in the regionNudest: 315th in the regionLargest Populations: 331st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 416th in the regionMost Patriotic: 519th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 575th in the regionMost Politically Free: 576th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 594th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 596th in the regionMost Income Equality: 957th in the region

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