The Great Empire of Kandorith is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hideko Fujiwara with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 37.345 billion Kandorese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kandorese economy, worth an astonishing 17,427 trillion Zais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 466,651 Zais, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,194,795 per year while the poor average 6,518, a ratio of 643 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Kandorith, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, and the car industry has been kicked into one-gear. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kandorith's national animal is the Kudokin Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tendo.

Kandorith is ranked 2,590^th in the world and 47^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,712.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.