The Republic of New United States of Rieze Maxia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aschelia with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.865 billion New United States of Rieze Maxians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cincinnati OH. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New United States of Rieze Maxian economy, worth 279 trillion Euro Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,804 Euro Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New United States of Rieze Maxia's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Arkvoodle.

New United States of Rieze Maxia is ranked 7,333^rd in the world and 200^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 20.76 Obesity Rate.