The Yonbankonghuaguk of Dacarbatia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jang Hwa-seok with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.729 billion Dacarbatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkaeus. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacarbatian economy, worth 915 trillion D₩ Dacarbatian Won a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 245,411 D₩ Dacarbatian Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", bris parties are all the rage, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacarbatia's national animal is the Dacarbatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dacarbatia is ranked 12,687^th in the world and 504^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 27.46 average smiles per day.