The Five Islands of Tenana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.592 billion Tenahnuns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittazhw Cheiru. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tenanan economy, worth 323 trillion koshahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 90,007 koshahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown. Tenana's national animal is the silver-breasted montle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Li'eiru Lah.

Tenana is ranked 8,840^th in the world and 519^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.68 bananas ingested per day.