The Holy Empire of Vox landia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by ALMIGHTY SOFIA with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 925 million Vox landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voxtek. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Vox landian economy, worth 68.2 trillion Voxbuks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,681 Voxbuks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, the default state for Vox landia is default, and many believe that ALMIGHTY SOFIA's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vox landia's national animal is the Sharks, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Vox landia is ranked 194,090^th in the world and 2,897^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.44 Obesity Rate.