The Imperium of Karazan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Kael with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 14.781 billion Karazanites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Risaak. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karazanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,004 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,286 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback Miniature Tarrasque is only seen in captivity programs, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karazan's national animal is the Miniature Tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Imperatus.

Karazan is ranked 60,709^th in the world and 3,261^st in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 42.35 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.