The Federation of Gragadoia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.375 billion Gragadoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuving. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gragadoian economy, worth 730 trillion nougats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,445 nougats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, when their backs are against the walls Gragadoians look out for gay men, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Chuving for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gragadoia's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universal artificialism.

Gragadoia is ranked 278,334^th in the world and 4,191^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.3 Obesity Rate.