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Most Influential: 520thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,399thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,543rd
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
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Population15.673 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.673 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,599 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 40,810th in the world and 1,756th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.47 bananas ingested per day.

Most Influential: 520thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,399thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,090thBest Weather: 8,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,910thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,568thLowest Crime Rates: 9,695thLargest Governments: 9,983rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,620thHighest Economic Output: 11,414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,304thMost Developed: 12,635thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,478thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,635thMost Patriotic: 13,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,350thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,257thLargest Populations: 18,758thSafest: 19,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,893rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 115th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 152nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 275th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 305th in the regionLargest Populations: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 388th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 429th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 463rd in the regionBest Weather: 472nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 505th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 506th in the regionMost Patriotic: 512th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 520th in the regionLargest Governments: 529th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 548th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 578th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 705th in the regionMost Developed: 724th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 757th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 821st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 833rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 885th in the regionSafest: 1,102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,153rd in the region

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