Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158thMost Influential: 315thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,110th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
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Population11.915 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.915 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,806 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has become increasingly militant, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 127,604th in the world and 5,731st in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 244.47 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158thMost Influential: 315thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,110thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,646thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,975thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,427thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,032ndBest Weather: 9,798thLowest Crime Rates: 9,876thLargest Governments: 10,452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,541stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,767thTop
Most Stationary: 11,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,176thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,675thHighest Economic Output: 13,296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,819thMost Developed: 15,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,749thSafest: 16,745thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,517thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,306thLargest Populations: 21,321stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,095th
Most Influential: 86th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 139th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 227th in the regionMost Stationary: 260th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 309th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionLargest Populations: 387th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 425th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 444th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 485th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 493rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 514th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 529th in the regionBest Weather: 540th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 564th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 580th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 591st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 599th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 746th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 836th in the regionMost Developed: 844th in the regionSafest: 891st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 912th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,008th in the region

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