The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The High Chancellor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.189 billion Nistrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,199 trillion Nistis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 295,984 Nistis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the nation frequently puts profits over peace, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and what goes down must come up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nistriabar is ranked 307,127^th in the world and 4,655^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.13 Obesity Rate.