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No Gods, only Man
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157thMost Influential: 375thMost Secular: 1,776th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nistriabar

Population984 million

CapitalMako
LeaderThe Viceroy

CurrencyNistrian Pound
AnimalWhite Shark

The Commonwealth of Nistriabar is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Viceroy with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 984 million Nistrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth 135 trillion Nistrian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,275 Nistrian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nistriabar is ranked 195,377th in the world and 8,492nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -335.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157thMost Influential: 375thMost Secular: 1,776thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,240thLargest Retail Industry: 7,117thSafest: 8,429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,434thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,111thMost Developed: 10,256thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,206thLowest Crime Rates: 12,495thMost Efficient Economies: 12,609thMost Inclusive: 12,841stSmartest Citizens: 13,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,848thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,175thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,554thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,705thLargest Governments: 16,348thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,490thHighest Average Incomes: 16,551stHealthiest Citizens: 17,671stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,674thBest Weather: 18,934thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,360thRudest Citizens: 19,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,524thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,625th
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Most Secular: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 312th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 351st in the regionTop
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Safest: 471st in the regionRudest Citizens: 517th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 536th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 560th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 582nd in the regionMost Developed: 605th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 627th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 627th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 627th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 669th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 684th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 712th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 748th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 752nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 762nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 785th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 789th in the regionLargest Governments: 798th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 810th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 820th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 846th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, Nistriabarian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Nistriabar voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Nistriabar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.

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