The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
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1. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
2. | ![]() | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
3. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
4. | Capitalist Paradise | “It's just a prank bro!” | ||
5. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
6. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I Came, I Saw, I Dominated” | |
7. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
8. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
9. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI” | |
10. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength Through Discipline” |