The Not Bad Nation of Mesvice is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Chad Chadley II with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 9.399 billion Mesviceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesvice City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mesvicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Sokrifts a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,206 Sokrifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newest shade developed by Mesvice's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and the majority whip publicly spanks unruly public servants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesvice's national animal is the Red Lipped Batfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Believism.

Mesvice is ranked 287,834^th in the world and 4,292^nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.79 Obesity Rate.