The Democratic Federation of Falloa is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sydney Eby with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.938 billion Falloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwinana. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,182 Fallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 2,691^st in the world and 114^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.94 percentage of bribes refused.