The Revolution of Omnistria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Revolutionized Reigning Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.668 billion Omnistrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strigiforma. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Omnistrian economy, worth 726 trillion strigas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,132 strigas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBO Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnistria's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Omnistria is ranked 1,803^rd in the world and 112^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.47 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.