The Epic Revolution of Omnistria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Epic Reigning Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.95 billion Omnistrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strigiforma. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omnistrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,268 trillion Strigas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 285,327 Strigas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the election for Epic Reigning Council's office's janitor is heating up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnistria's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Omnistria is ranked 9,092^nd in the world and 440^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,913.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.