The Economical Empire of Aweentitante is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adele fan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.52 billion Aweentitanteans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongolia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aweentitantean economy, worth 641 trillion Adele pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 182,160 Adele pound sterlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 633,613 per year while the poor average 38,163, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, several inches are being added to first class seating, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime is totally unknown. Aweentitante's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Aweentitante is ranked 310,287^th in the world and 5,739^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -502.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.