The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.808 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 711 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 147,892 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 51,845^th in the world and 1,014^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,580.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.