The National Union of Bloxian States is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Blox the First with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.113 billion Bloxians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of State City. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bloxian Statesian economy, worth 201 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,324 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloxian States's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bloxianism.

Bloxian States is ranked 63,143^rd in the world and 1,498^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 95,324.02 Standard Monetary Units.