The Democratic Republic of Ereena is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Attolis Eugenides with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.127 billion Ereenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chulmina. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ereenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Eers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,302 Eers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pony-derived products are greasing the wheels of industry (Ereena has found 4 easter eggs), the government pours millions of Eers into rehabilitation programs annually, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ereena's national animal is the Secretary Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Ereena is ranked 214,593^rd in the world and 3,775^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 529.31 milliStalins.