The North Pacific

Beasluxia wrote:

Ok.. I'm going to pick my starting place, the beaches of France.
Beasluxian troop ships cut through the icy black waves, speeding towards the sandy beaches of France. The troopers inside ready their plasma guns, their hands perfectly steadied by their suit exoskeletons. Suddenly the troopships stop, and the doors open. The troopers march onto the sandy beach, bringing cargo containers out of the ships.

My nation is located on the southern tip of Japan.
Lolisian troops are magical girls.
They travel by the thousands, through portals created by the Loli Shamans, onto the coast of Denmark. The girls walk through the town, in the shadows, while killing everyone inside every building in the most horrific ways possible. Some prefer to make the blood of their enemies boil, making the bodies explode. Some prefer to curse them, forcing people to commit suicide. As they leave, they set up camp in a nearby forest.

The Austro Germanic Union wrote:

Is reality even real?

Yes, that's a tautology.

All that's real comprises all of reality and what's reality is therefore real.

The question is if what we perceive as reality is actually reality or not.

South Baba wrote:

SR RP

*The evening’s first round of poll closings has presented a clear idea of the night’s results, especially in key constituencies. The preliminary results sent to the Federal Elections Board (FEB) by provincial bodies shows that most party leaders will be reelected in their home seats, guaranteeing their continuance into the next parliamentary term*

SR RP

*At the PRP’s expense, the NAP has gained a seat in Baba-del-Sur province and two in Babashire, seeing its popular vote increase by three points from 2016. The Greens have managed to add two more seats to their total in the last election despite losing ground in the popular vote. Most PRP gains, significantly in New Leeds, were diminished by losses to the SDF and SBG in the Province of Bocaugh. Experts agree that, once all votes are counted, this federal election will yield similar voting percentages for both the SDF and the PRP as those of five years ago, even if their number of seats has changed*

*The Leader of the PRP, seeing his party underperform expectations in several major constituencies across the country, acknowledges through social media that the SDF will win the most seats but does not rule out forming an alternative coalition “if the numbers add up”*

*The Deputy Prime Minister, aware of SDF and SBG gains in Bocaugh province, suggests that a future government agreement led by the SDF could include the latter party as the two entities have “no serious disagreements on substance”*

Lore's January PSA.

Everytime you don't endorse delegate McMasterdonia and the other one Cretox I think? You make a Lore cry.

~LL, Looking tearfully at the camera surrounded by orphans.

Loli County wrote:

My nation is located on the southern tip of Japan.
Lolisian troops are magical girls.
They travel by the thousands, through portals created by the Loli Shamans, onto the coast of Denmark. The girls walk through the town, in the shadows, while killing everyone inside every building in the most horrific ways possible. Some prefer to make the blood of their enemies boil, making the bodies explode. Some prefer to curse them, forcing people to commit suicide. As they leave, they set up camp in a nearby forest.

Oh this is going to be fun.
"Sir we have their location", a random corporal exclaims. The battle hardened colonel looks up from his touchpad. "Good. fire at will". Hundreds of miles up, in orbit, 4 satellites get into position. an energy beam is shot out from each satellite, and they combine in the middle, making a much bigger beam. The beam strikes Denmark, lighting it ablaze. Denmark burns with the brightness of a thousand suns, the seas around it boils, and the earth is cooked, sterilizing the landscape.

This is not a stick up!

Please take some money or else...

*pulls out gun*

Aerilia wrote:

This is not a stick up!

Please take some money or else...

*pulls out gun*

Do I get the gun too?

Beasluxia wrote:

Oh this is going to be fun.
"Sir we have their location", a random corporal exclaims. The battle hardened colonel looks up from his touchpad. "Good. fire at will". Hundreds of miles up, in orbit, 4 satellites get into position. an energy beam is shot out from each satellite, and they combine in the middle, making a much bigger beam. The beam strikes Denmark, lighting it ablaze. Denmark burns with the brightness of a thousand suns, the seas around it boils, and the earth is cooked, sterilizing the landscape.

"Miss, they eliminated all of our active troops" says an advisor to Defense Minister Sagiri Yasude. "Send the Celestials" Sagiri says to the Lead Officer. As the Shamans prepare to make a portal to Northern Italy, an odd looking creature appears. "It must have come out of one of the portals" one of the Shamans says. "Is it hostile?" asks another. The creature proceeds to create a portal leading directly onto one of the Beasluxian ships. "How is it doing that, I've never heard of an animal that can make portals". "I think it is trying to help us" says the Lead Officer...

Kuromatsunai wrote:

SR RP

Due to recent happenings within the Purewan State of Kuromatsunai, mainly the domestic terror attack on the Nishi-Kaikyo Municipal Economic Centre in the Jundohanto Province by a pair of Radicalized Deviants, will reconsider some of its policies when it comes to Internal Security as well as External. The attack left 5 people dead, 2 in critical condition and 17 others wounded, was perpetuated intentionally, with the goal of harming the Beacon of Economics within the Purewan state.

Chancellor Hora Rokuro condemned the recent attack in Nishi-Kaiyo in a Public Statement an hour after the the Two Terrorists were apprehended, one of them being rushed to the Sakai Manami Hospital after being shot by police. "This attack is truly a stain on not only Nishi-Kaikyo but Kuromatsunai as a whole. To believe that we have had an Domestic Terror Attack, by two of our very own citizens, with the goal of harming our country is anomalous. These two men have been arrested and will be brought to justice."

SR RP

With the most recent Domestic Terror Attack in Nishi-Kaikyo, Chancellor Hora Rokuro has handed over the Investigation of the Attack from the Local Municipal Police to the Kuromatsunaijin Internal Security Bureau and by extension- the Military Police stationed just outside Nishi-Kaikyo. The Chancellor stated that this attack, which marks the first one in the Purewan State in 17 years, and his transfer of the investigation, "is a matter of grave importance to the State and essential to stopping those that may wish to replicate the attack."

Military Police from Base A5O-Kobayashi Jiro have already arrived in the Economic Center and the Police Force, willingly, yet not having much of an option, handed the case over to the MPs. The Internal Security Bureau stated that all matters in the Public sphere should be wrapped up soon and workers may return to their Jobs by Wednesday- until then it advises all workers to attempt to work from home.

Loli County wrote:

"Miss, they eliminated all of our active troops" says an advisor to Defense Minister Sagiri Yasude. "Send the Celestials" Sagiri says to the Lead Officer. As the Shamans prepare to make a portal to Northern Italy, an odd looking creature appears. "It must have come out of one of the portals" one of the Shamans says. "Is it hostile?" asks another. The creature proceeds to create a portal leading directly onto one of the Beasluxian ships. "How is it doing that, I've never heard of an animal that can make portals". "I think it is trying to help us" says the Lead Officer...

Huh.
The ship realizes it's under attack and starts the remote detonation countdown. All the troops in it jump out of the ship. "Sir we have a problem. The enemy are creating portals to our location." The colonel looks at the random trooper. "Well, so much for my stealth plan. Tell the soldiers to release the gas and deploy.. those things." He turns away and mumbles under his breath, "In my day we didn't need 'pets' on the battlefield..."