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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2ndMost Influential: 215thMost Valuable International Artwork: 223rd
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Population10.637 billion

LeaderAlbus Karelka III

AnimalKulevian Butterfly

The Onward Light of Kaschovia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albus Karelka III with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.637 billion Kaschovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,093 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 290,802 Kaschis, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaschovia's national animal is the Kulevian Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 282,713th in the world and 6,985th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.51 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2ndMost Influential: 215thMost Valuable International Artwork: 223rdRudest Citizens: 299thLargest Retail Industry: 875thLargest Gambling Industry: 926thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,107thFattest Citizens: 1,337thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,356thHighest Crime Rates: 1,371stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,407thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,612thMost Efficient Economies: 1,828thMost Secular: 1,872ndMost Armed: 2,036thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,102ndMost Avoided: 2,163rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,241stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,099thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,565thLargest Black Market: 5,493rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,220thSmartest Citizens: 6,583rdHighest Economic Output: 6,633rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,785thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,630thMost Cultured: 8,357thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,760thLargest Governments: 11,977thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,638thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,732ndMost Inclusive: 15,021stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,493rdHighest Food Quality: 21,024thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,413thMost Politically Free: 27,912th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionMost Avoided: 56th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 76th in the regionMost Secular: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 180th in the regionMost Politically Free: 181st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 198th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 231st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 260th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 392nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 427th in the regionNudest: 429th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 469th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 498th in the regionLargest Governments: 548th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 604th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 670th in the region

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