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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105thRudest Citizens: 303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 466th
The Quiet Rolling Rivers of
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Shoeshiner
Minister of Culture
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Kaschovia

Population7.893 billion

CapitalKaiseva
LeaderAlbus Karelka III
FaithAtheism

CurrencyKaschi
AnimalKulevian Butterfly

The Quiet Rolling Rivers of Kaschovia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Albus Karelka III with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.893 billion Kaschovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 245,673 Kaschis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,214,516 per year while the poor average 3,347, a ratio of 661 to 1.

The people have taken "Hail Albus Karelka III" as an invitation to lob rocks, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, the Kaiseva Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaschovia's national animal is the Kulevian Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 21,850th in the world and 1,120th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,099.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105thRudest Citizens: 303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 466thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 655thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,469thLargest Retail Industry: 1,507thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,833rdFattest Citizens: 1,894thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,965thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,969thHighest Crime Rates: 2,208thMost Efficient Economies: 2,325thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,488thMost Influential: 2,528thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,006thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,223rdMost Avoided: 3,424thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,743rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,986thHighest Average Incomes: 4,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,374thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,632ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,203rdMost Armed: 5,303rdSmartest Citizens: 5,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,481stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,320thMost Cultured: 9,173rdHighest Economic Output: 10,116thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,160thLargest Black Market: 11,813thLargest Governments: 13,049thMost Secular: 13,129thMost Inclusive: 13,135thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,754thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,889thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,516thHighest Food Quality: 16,135thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,850thMost Pro-Market: 23,848thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,370thHighest Drug Use: 24,632ndLargest Mining Sector: 25,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,904th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 58th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98th in the regionMost Avoided: 104th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 120th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Armed: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 203rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 236th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 242nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 257th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 266th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 269th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Politically Free: 294th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 309th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 335th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 340th in the regionMost Cultured: 455th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 473rd in the regionMost Secular: 618th in the regionLargest Governments: 651st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 678th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 721st in the regionMost Influential: 730th in the regionMost Inclusive: 767th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 785th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 799th in the regionLargest Populations: 817th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 844th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 894th in the regionNudest: 942nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,120th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,235th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,243rd in the region

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