The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.983 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 3,314 trillion Pomegranates a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,192 Pomegranates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Koda-Land is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koda-Land is ranked 2,557^th in the world and 161^st in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 276.95 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.