The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.62 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 3,216 trillion Pomegranates a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,542 Pomegranates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and Koda's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Kiamo Ko generates millions of views. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koda-Land is ranked 16,630^th in the world and 654^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,740.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.