The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.816 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 4,649 trillion Pomegranates a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,646 Pomegranates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koda-Land is ranked 204,501^st in the world and 8,990^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -644.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.