The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.488 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 5,437 trillion ozzoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 253,055 ozzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 237,911^th in the world and 9,733^rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.32 Obesity Rate.