The Federal Republic of Skytasia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Behçet Yeşiltaş with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.677 billion Skytasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arghanocon. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Skytasian economy, worth 459 trillion Inflation Causers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,560 Inflation Causers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up. Crime is totally unknown. Skytasia's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Skytasia is ranked 295,330^th in the world and 4,383^rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.19 Obesity Rate.