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On, Bison! Old Saxophone Joe
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 41stMost Influential: 231stMost Devout: 598th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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North Bratislava

Population11.967 billion

CapitalDinkytown
LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy

Currencypound
Animalbison

The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.967 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 2,415 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,817 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, anti-government web sites are springing up, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 3,159th in the world and 161st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 153.98 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 41stMost Influential: 231stMost Devout: 598thMost Cultured: 944thMost Beautiful Environments: 957thBest Weather: 1,059thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,085thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,298thMost Pacifist: 1,366thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,387thHighest Food Quality: 1,578thSafest: 1,708thMost Developed: 1,755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,821stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,932ndNicest Citizens: 1,942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,978thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,094thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,236thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,266thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,292ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,557thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,687thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,135thSmartest Citizens: 3,159thMost Inclusive: 4,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,838thMost Efficient Economies: 5,486thHighest Average Incomes: 7,169thHighest Economic Output: 7,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,588thMost Stationary: 9,245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,950thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,024thMost Income Equality: 17,766th
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Most Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 143rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 174th in the regionMost Stationary: 197th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 210th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 253rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 271st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 300th in the regionMost Politically Free: 329th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 367th in the regionLargest Populations: 484th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 555th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 843rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 869th in the regionMost Income Equality: 906th in the region

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