On, Bison! Old Saxophone Joe
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56thMost Influential: 161stMost Devout: 769th
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North Bratislava

Population7.48 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.48 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,438 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 171,553rd in the world and 9,511th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 20.22 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56thMost Influential: 161stMost Devout: 769thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,120thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,220thMost Cultured: 1,302ndBest Weather: 1,340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,355thMost Pacifist: 1,415thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,690thSafest: 1,705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,794thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,225thNicest Citizens: 2,226thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,353rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,475thMost Developed: 2,740thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,767thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,847thHealthiest Citizens: 2,986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,137thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,258thLargest Governments: 3,299thSmartest Citizens: 3,341stMost Inclusive: 4,371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,676thLowest Crime Rates: 5,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,926thHighest Average Incomes: 7,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,153rdHighest Economic Output: 11,088thTop
Most Stationary: 12,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,543rdMost Politically Free: 15,264thMost Income Equality: 17,488th
Most Devout: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionSafest: 89th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 137th in the regionNicest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Developed: 150th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 169th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionMost Stationary: 276th in the regionMost Inclusive: 278th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 319th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 325th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 355th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 356th in the regionMost Politically Free: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 463rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 547th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 664th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 762nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 837th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,059th in the region

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