|Leader||Old Saxophone Joe|
The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.87 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,300 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, days begin with afternoon tea, there is something rotten in the state of North Bratislava, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Tenno.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Glorious Khanate of Kheshiga.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Grand Principality of Corsithia.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
- : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
- : North Bratislava was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
- : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, there is something rotten in the state of North Bratislava.
- : North Bratislava voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Federation of Visse.
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