On, Bison! Old Saxophone Joe
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55thMost Influential: 177thMost Devout: 730th
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North Bratislava

Population7.87 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.87 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,300 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, days begin with afternoon tea, there is something rotten in the state of North Bratislava, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 196,747th in the world and 8,565th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -356.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55thMost Influential: 177thMost Devout: 730thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,169thMost Cultured: 1,231stBest Weather: 1,262ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,319thMost Pacifist: 1,334thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,472ndSafest: 1,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,752ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,148thNicest Citizens: 2,171stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,308thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,336thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,338thMost Developed: 2,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,572ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,705thHealthiest Citizens: 2,791stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,875thLargest Governments: 3,090thSmartest Citizens: 3,187thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,164thMost Inclusive: 4,401stLowest Crime Rates: 4,766thMost Efficient Economies: 5,524thHighest Average Incomes: 6,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,038thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,819thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,565thRudest Citizens: 11,215thMost Stationary: 11,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,460thMost Politically Free: 16,028thMost Income Equality: 17,850th
Most Devout: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 72nd in the regionBest Weather: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 90th in the regionTop
Safest: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Developed: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 161st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 233rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 267th in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionMost Inclusive: 282nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 307th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 318th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 336th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 339th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 469th in the regionRudest Citizens: 485th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 547th in the regionLargest Populations: 650th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 785th in the regionMost Income Equality: 858th in the region

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