The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.622 billion Aerilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 6,486 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 415,198 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Aerilian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, Purple Unicorn's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, and new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aerilism.

Aerilia is ranked 312,684^th in the world and 5,839^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.43 flags saluted per person per day.