The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.608 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 763 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,788 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', lavish state dinners in Hell Creek are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and pranking is an art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 295,779^th in the world and 3,784^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,413.08 Standard Monetary Units.