The Constitutional Monarchy of Abcsallion is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 239 million Abcsallons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Abcsallionian economy, worth 12.6 trillion ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,645 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed cookieball players cannot remember their lineup position, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abcsallion's national animal is the cookie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abcsallion is ranked 18,641^st in the world and 346^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,687.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.