|Leader||Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń|
The Ŝtáto of Bagojo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.655 billion Bagójo-ánoj are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Űlmň. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bagójo-na economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Bagójo-na Steloj a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,543 Bagójo-na Steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Helicopter parenting is on the rise, the world still seems flat to some people in space, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the Bagoj-na Áglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esperanto-Komunismo.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bagojo endorsed The Mighty Dictatorship of Albaniastaan.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by The Mighty Dictatorship of Albaniastaan.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Republic of TheLandOfFunFunFun.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by The Republic of TheLandOfFunFunFun.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Awakened Machine of Kaschovia.
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