The Europian Federation of Bagojo is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Europian President with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.865 billion Europians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,290 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 855,826 per year while the poor average 72,406, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The government snoops on private internet connections, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the any eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bagojo is ranked 332,068^th in the world and 4,777^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.35 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.