The Republic of Bagojo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.904 billion Bagojans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagojan economy, worth a remarkable 2,871 trillion RB dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 289,920 RB dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 867,169 per year while the poor average 75,805, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, atheists on vacation find Faith's scriptures make useful doorstops, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith.

Bagojo is ranked 1,097^th in the world and 29^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 126.78 flags saluted per person per day.