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U'r my ape now Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 87thLongest Average Lifespans: 108th
The Ŝtáto of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bagojo

Population4.655 billion

CapitalŰlmň
LeaderPrezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń
FaithEsperanto-Komunismo

CurrencyBagójo-na Stelo
AnimalBagoj-na Áglo

The Ŝtáto of Bagojo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.655 billion Bagójo-ánoj are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Űlmň. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagójo-na economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Bagójo-na Steloj a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,543 Bagójo-na Steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, the world still seems flat to some people in space, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the Bagoj-na Áglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esperanto-Komunismo.

Bagojo is ranked 111th in the world and 5th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 22,046.89 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 87thLongest Average Lifespans: 108thLargest Welfare Programs: 111thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134thHealthiest Citizens: 142ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 184thLowest Crime Rates: 255thBest Weather: 267thMost Corrupt Governments: 366thMost Influential: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 823rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,124thLargest Governments: 1,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,152ndMost Pacifist: 1,216thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,510thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,634thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,779thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,795thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,860thMost Developed: 2,995thHighest Average Incomes: 3,297thMost Patriotic: 3,616thLargest Black Market: 3,721stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,032ndSmartest Citizens: 10,667thMost Secular: 10,801stTop
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Most Conservative: 14,205thHighest Economic Output: 16,701stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,234thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,883rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Black Market: 92nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 117th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Patriotic: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 170th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 220th in the regionMost Secular: 498th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 523rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 565th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 700th in the regionMost Conservative: 742nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 770th in the regionMost Stationary: 786th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 895th in the region

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