Population | 8.458 billion |
Capital | Bagojo Urbo |
Leader | sc Yaydin lo Dayni |
Faith | shtâtismo |
Currency | Bagojes dolâro |
Animal | âglo |
The Shtâto of Bagojo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by sc Yaydin lo Dayni with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.458 billion Bagojey are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bagojes economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion Bagojes dolâroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 272,584 Bagojes dolâroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from sc Yaydin lo Dayni's throne, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the âglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shtâtismo.
Bagojo is ranked 27,351st in the world and 528th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,424.41868559368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from sc Yaydin lo Dayni's throne.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Antegolia.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Commonwealth of Antegolia.
- : Bagojo endorsed The The Holy Blue Archipelago of The Soloman islands.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Sultanate of Ayadistan.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Confederacy of OkeraSowa.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Wonderful Empire of Pedriuni.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Incorporated States of Ikhiania.
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