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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,103rdMost Influential: 2,545thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,795th
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Second Provania

Population946 million

CapitalPuerto de La Santa Dolores
LeaderPrime Minister Donelda del Wapello

AnimalCommon Black Hatcat

The Commonwealth of Second Provania is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Donelda del Wapello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 946 million Provanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto de La Santa Dolores. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Provanian economy, worth 80.4 trillion Becks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 84,997 Becks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Provania's national animal is the Common Black Hatcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Second Provania is ranked 144,393rd in the world and 7,103rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,084.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,103rdMost Influential: 2,545thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,795thMost Pacifist: 4,092ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,657thSafest: 5,070thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,737thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,828thNicest Citizens: 5,901stMost Inclusive: 7,054thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,852ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,970thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,648thHighest Food Quality: 10,273rdMost Income Equality: 11,126thHealthiest Citizens: 12,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,061stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,328thSmartest Citizens: 13,784thTop
Best Weather: 14,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,977thMost Cultured: 15,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,757thLowest Crime Rates: 17,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,043rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,088thLargest Governments: 18,386thMost Secular: 18,715thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,513thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,190thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,241st
Least Corrupt Governments: 181st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 207th in the regionMost Pacifist: 235th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 286th in the regionSafest: 287th in the regionNicest Citizens: 333rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 337th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 346th in the regionMost Inclusive: 419th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 540th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 584th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 597th in the regionMost Income Equality: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 649th in the regionNudest: 651st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 686th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 709th in the regionMost Influential: 732nd in the regionBest Weather: 733rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 737th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 752nd in the regionMost Cultured: 770th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 773rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 777th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 791st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 810th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 838th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 839th in the regionMost Secular: 862nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 862nd in the regionLargest Governments: 879th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 947th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,050th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,085th in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,101st in the region

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