The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.835 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 226,534 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Robert Abela wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 21,786^th in the world and 1,015^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,087.84 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.