The Transoceanic Republic of Aguaria Major is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Unenlagia with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.612 billion Aguarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aguarbanapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aguarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,024 trillion Inaguas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 362,668 Inaguas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Aguarbanapolis Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Aguaria Major's national animal is the Fiery-Throated Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Aguaria Major is ranked 628^th in the world and 18^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 144.75 flags saluted per person per day.