The Transoceanic Republic of Aguaria Major is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Unenlagia with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.405 billion Aguarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aguarbanapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aguarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,141 trillion Inaguas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 399,007 Inaguas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown. Aguaria Major's national animal is the Fiery-Throated Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Aguaria Major is ranked 308,135^th in the world and 4,714^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.87 Obesity Rate.