The Republic of Selfgradatude is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by president Donald Trump with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.243 billion Selfgradatudeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selfgradatude City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Selfgradatudean economy, worth 962 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 55,821 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and in a fit of passion president Donald Trump has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfgradatude's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Selfgradatude is ranked 162,561^st in the world and 9,082^nd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 34.2 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.