The Glorious State of Arnalsi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Harold Kanslion with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.53 billion Arnalsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halmiortea. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arnalsian economy, worth 528 trillion Borelais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,587 Borelais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pros are the new cons, money grows on trees, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and hospitals in Arnalsi are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Arnalsians. Crime is totally unknown. Arnalsi's national animal is the Marngola, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gobralistism.

Arnalsi is ranked 21,226^th in the world and 643^rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,231.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.