The Confederation of Everywheristan is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Governor General with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.418 billion Everywherians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheropol. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Everywhere economy, worth a remarkable 2,753 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,055 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, the Coin is newly gilt in trust, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everywheristan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Everywheristan is ranked 16,749^th in the world and 550^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 87.74 on the Human Development Index.