The Sultanate of Taguime is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Florentino II with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.077 billion Taguimais are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isabelle. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taguimais economy, worth 279 trillion Taguimais Piastres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,454 Taguimais Piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Taguimais Piastre battlesuits, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taguime's national animal is the Taguimais Tarsier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Taguime is ranked 17,639^th in the world and 569^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,620.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.