The Commonwealth of Rex Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jmasrus with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.513 billion Rex Republicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rexburg. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rex Republician economy, worth a remarkable 5,821 trillion Rexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,574 Rexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rex Republic's national animal is the Arapaima, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bite Me.

Rex Republic is ranked 5,714^th in the world and 173^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 247,574.22 Standard Monetary Units.