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Go away, it's too hot for company. Amata Kabua
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th
The Unfriendly Zombie Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kwaj

Population15.068 billion

CapitalCoral Sands
LeaderAmata Kabua
FaithThe Almighty Atomic Overlord

CurrencyClams
AnimalHermit Crab

The Unfriendly Zombie Land of Kwaj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.068 billion Kwajians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 2,815 trillion Clams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,829 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Kwajian satellites can detect it, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 2,825th in the world and 122nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 223 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29thBest Weather: 69thMost Beautiful Environments: 84thLeast Corrupt Governments: 214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 219thMost Advanced Public Education: 238thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 264thMost Influential: 297thMost Developed: 340thLongest Average Lifespans: 363rdHealthiest Citizens: 417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 455thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 463rdSafest: 484thMost Pacifist: 569thMost Compassionate Citizens: 589thNicest Citizens: 645thLargest Welfare Programs: 756thHighest Food Quality: 855thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,015thMost Inclusive: 1,082ndLargest Governments: 1,125thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,214thLowest Crime Rates: 1,235thMost Efficient Economies: 1,782ndSmartest Citizens: 1,975thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,217thMost Cultured: 2,825thTop
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Most Secular: 4,786thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,896thHighest Economic Output: 7,889thMost Stationary: 9,011thHighest Average Incomes: 12,202ndTop
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Nudest: 16,736thLargest Populations: 26,374thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,179thMost Income Equality: 28,238th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Cultured: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 170th in the regionMost Secular: 187th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 243rd in the regionNudest: 331st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 337th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 397th in the regionLargest Populations: 434th in the region

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