The Somewhat pink zombie Land of Kwaj is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.495 billion Kwajians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 4,393 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,345 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the treehouse in Hermit Crab Park is the tallest building in Kwaj, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kwaj is ranked 332,363^rd in the world and 4,759^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.