The Honorable Republic of Kwaj is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.92 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,130 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 1,768^th in the world and 93^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.76 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.