The Holy Black Nationstates of Kwaj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.261 billion Kwajians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 2,246 trillion Gold Coins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,537 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Amata Kabua is called 'Patches' at international summits, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, large sections of Kwaj have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Atomic Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Glowing Atomic Cloud.

Kwaj is ranked 368^th in the world and 16^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 32,298.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.