The República of Vilaforta is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Uriel Hidalgo Gay with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.972 billion Vilafortíns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uricity. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vilafortí economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion Pellofas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,558 Pellofas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs, life is short but human kindness is endless, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilaforta's national animal is the Gall fer comú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cap.

Vilaforta is ranked 1,977^th in the world and 73^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.1 Atheism Rate.